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[–] [email protected] 73 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Can confirm. Class of 2000. 42 years old.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Represent!

We're the reason we're called millennials in the first place. Graduating class of the new millennium!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The fuck you are. You're the last class of last millennium.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't that be class of 99?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

New millennium didn’t really start until 2001. So they are still right. (There was no year zero.)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

God damn you're old, I'm class of 2000 and I'm only 41.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Me too, but class of 99, also 42.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So you're that Y2K everyone was afraid of?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Forget Y2K, let's be afraid of Y2038.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

But are you self-sealing?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ditto.

If you ever re-watch Milo and Otis, you'll be traumatized at how many puppies or kittens they probably went through.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Been there 😥

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is that like graduation from high school at 18yo, for the non-americans in the audience?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I love the idea that my reality keeps others up at night. Also class of 2000.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

the oldest millennials are 44 actually

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes. And our back tells us sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’m a young, spry, 39 year old millennial and my back is killing me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I'm 39 and my hips are already gone and I have trigger thumb.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Damn millennials and their avocado toast habit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Don't forget how we killed like fucking everything.

A badge I wear with pride.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Yet Donald still roams this Earth. You get lazy or something?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

glances into mirror

Oh.

Right.

...Shit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

And some of us have been for over 3 years...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Chronomancy!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

What timing. I turned 41 this week.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I'm in this image and I don't like it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah my kids are a hoot

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I disagree. Time actually stopped around early 2010's. Seasons change and shit, but stuff isn't changing no more.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Started growing my beard in, for the first time in years. It’s white. Hell yeah I'm old

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Sometimes it's weird to look back on middle school, and the teachers who brought our generation up as young kids being told about the future. I'm an adult now, and I feel like an adult now, but in a way it feels like I'm still a part of that group of dumb and naive kids. It doesn't feel that long ago at all. But the reality is that all of us are now pushing 40, and our time there is now wholly irrelevant, and we're so far removed from those years that it's fucking wild. A lot of those teachers are probably dead now.

I don't know how to articulate what it is I'm meaning to say here. It's just weird that we were kids so recently. I don't feel like my life has gone by all that fast, but middle school to 40 somehow did all the same. I feel my age, and I feel as though I've lived to my age, but my memories don't feel distant whatsoever. It feels like that was nine years ago.

Just like I feel like I was still living at home with my dad a few years ago, but I've been living in another country away from my parents for 7 years now, and my dad had been dead since last May.

He was such a good dad.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

our parents felt the same thing

Your dad simultaneously saw you as the baby who slept securely in his arms, the child he saw through junior school, the teen who he tried to help steer past his own mistakes and the adult he wistfully spoke of with pride

Imagine how good he must feel to know that you remember him this way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

You have put it in the perfect words. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Thank you. This is a beautiful sentiment.