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[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I refuse to count the platypus as a mammal until it's made up its mind.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Monotremes do what they want

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

I need a farside comic like meme with a teat wearing a professors outfit

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My cat once brought in a North American shrew in the house and I thought “what a weird looking mouse!” So, I went to scoop it up in a dust pan and drop it out side and the little shit bit my finger! Anyways, got it outside and went to look it up and found out they (the NA shrew) were venomous! Luckily the bite was superficial and I only had slight redness for the night.

Fun fact about the shrew is apparently it is highly territorial and can defend a territory of > 1 square mile, and somehow my cat found the one shrew in a sq mile area in our backyard which is like a 1/16 acre neighborhood plot lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Maybe the cat didn't find him, but he was defending his square mile from it instead. It just didn't work out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

?, ?, Shrew, Platypus

Someone help me out here, those first two can't be real animals

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Slow Loris and Maned Rat are the other two. Definitely real and these four aren’t the only venomous mammals.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Imagine being born into this world with only one life and you are literally called Slow Loris

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I want to hug them

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why would a science teacher say that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is a science teatcher, apparently a very different beast (possibly venomous)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Why am I hearing this in the hydraulic press channel guy's voice?

It is very dangerous and may attack at any time...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Ve must deal vith it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Teat-chers, mammals, nice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Look fake to me ngl

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So the point is the science teachers are either stupid or liars?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's a lot of nuance in science that is ignored at non-upper-level university courses. We teach models that work for most cases, and each level deeper simply "lies" a little less, if that's how we choose to describe what's being taught. For 99.9% of uses, the simplest models are sufficient.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My point is that I don't understand the meme unless it's saying teachers are lying. Not much nuance in that.

Upon a second viewing, it makes sense that whoever did not make their point clear also spelled the word "teacher" wrong.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Ah, yes. I can't speak to the intent of the meme. Not that you specifically asked me, personally, in the first place. Sorry, I'm of no help there, but if I were to guess, I'd say it's a Jerry Seinfeld "what's up with that" attempt at humor.

Regarding the spelling, well now, that's just equal parts hilarious and sad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

also spelled the word “teacher” wrong

Hum, the meme could easily be about relatives of famous UK prime ministers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Teatchers

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