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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Typical Computer science vs typical computer engineering

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Inside me are two wolves I guess…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have to say, I'm getting more and more frustrated by the bad code I have to write due to bad business circumstances.

I want clean, readable code with proper documentation and at least a bit of internal consistency and not the shoehorned mess of hacks, todos and weird corner cases.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

todos

I found a simple trick against this: just remove them. Accept it ain’t gonna happen man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

A MONAD IS A MONOID IN THE CATEGORY OF ENDOFUNCTORS

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Instead of

if let Some(a_) = a{
    ()
} else if let Some(b_)=b{
    ()
} else {
    dostuff 
}

you could just use

if a.isNone()&&b.isNone(){
    dostuff
}

Also if you don't use the value in a match just use _

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Also you can use enums insteas of string literals

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure how I would go about this in an elegant way since I'm matching the string I get from a message…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

If the message used enums for actions/procedures like SPAM_MEMES, then using enums would be more performant

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

That's a good point, thanks. Maybe I'll go without the if entirely, the (janky) code is still very much in flux ;)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Rust mentioned!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't nearly know enough to understand this but is anyone willing to help me get the thing on the top :>

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

To first give you some context, the thing on the top is from The "Representable Functors" chapter of Category Theory for Programmers. So technically, you only need to read 230 Pages of a maths textbook to get it ;)

But this isn't exactly what you asked for, so I'll try to help you get it as best I can with my limited understanding of the subject. First of all it would be helpful to know what your prior knowledge in Maths, especially Set theory, is?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Doesn't that construction only work in categories that also contain their own morphisms as objects since a profunctor maps (Cᵒᵖ × C) → Set and not the same like (Cᵒᵖ × C) → C? Since the category of Haskell types special, containing its own morphisms, so the profunctor could be like (haskᵒᵖ × hask) -> hask? or I just don't understand it.