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TCP vs UDP (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I know a joke about UDP.

I know a joke about TCP too.

Did you get it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I only tell jokes about UDP. I don't care if you get it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I didn't get the first half, could you send it again?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well this is going in my "basics of networking" presentation.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There is a bigger one, with more networking terms, but I can't find it right now :|

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you do find it let me know, I'd love to see it! I really do have about 20 hours of training in networking I give to folks, and since it's literally 20 hours of information, I like to put in fun stuff.

Like a picture of a facemask I added during COVID with "stay at 127.0.0.1, don't 255.255.255.255". Super cheesy but at least it's a mental distraction from information overload haha

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I believe it was this one link

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Open all ports: Bukkake?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 months ago

BukakkIP