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Why is this still so funny to me?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

finally, they have automated couriers kicking packages

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What if I order volatile explosives? Would they carpet bomb me?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure the answer is yes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But what does it sound like?

How will it avoid my defensive drone?

If it crashes on my property are it and its contents mine?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

It shall infringe on your airspace unimpeded. Your corporate overlords demand it and so it shall be.

Anti Commercial-AI license

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought for sure that this was a joke, or that the gif of the drone sort of....pooping out that package was fake. But I found the same gif on Amazon's PR website. This has got to be the dumbest possible way to get a package delivered...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

If it did it from a bit lower altitude, it wouldn't be that bad... at least for some AA batteries. And look, the package even landed with the ⬆️⬆️ arrows the right side up! (/jk)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Amazon says the most popular item ordered for drone delivery in the 'States is AA batteries.

I was expecting condoms or plan B

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

It looks like they are trying to compete with fedex on how much damage they can do to your package.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

BRB, loading my shotgun with birdshot.

Hm I need a shotgun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A water gun will also do it. You can even order one from Amazon...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damaging an aircraft is a serious felony, and you don't own the airspace above your house so you legally can't interfere with them. You think the people at Amazon haven't thought about this? That thing will be covered in cameras and microphones, you won't be able to touch it without being charged.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Thanks for pointing that out. But it was only a joke.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'm going to use this for my next order of crystalware and explosives.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like Chinas drone delivery model, you can look up videos of it online.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yep that’s the one I saw there I think. Drone goes into a little kiosk and then you pick it up from the claim window thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

what the fuck, it just shits it out from a story up? Couldn't it like, scoot down to ground level at least?