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don't ever change baby you're the best

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Notice that it isn't publicly traded. I suspect that's why it hasn't enshittified.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Truly the horseshoe crab of websites. Why change when you're already perfect?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

No website, only crab juice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Not perfect. I hate searching for a thing and someone has pasted a huge keyword dictionary into their post for SEO. It’s like when I was shopping specifically for a new Chevy spark r/t and the sales rep tried to steer me into a used Malibu.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I met my wife on Craigslist nearly 20 years ago 😁

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Turned out to live within walking distance - it’s funny how these things work out

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I didn't know they offer same day shipping on mail-order brides now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago