Had me in the first half.
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Had me until the last 2 lines, lmao.
Porpoise pimp didn't do it for you?
Huh. Somehow I skipped over that one.
Print photos of different dolphins and mail them to any or all of these locations:
https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/
Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”
Beautiful. 🤌
So it's basically The Deep for Veep.
Vance likely deviated from the tour to make love to his dolphin girlfriend (boyfriend?) and plot an escape, The Deep style. I just hope those star-crossed lovers’ journey doesn’t end in a similar tragedy.
What the hell did I miss‽
Stuff and nonsense, as usual
https://www.dailydot.com/debug/senator-jd-vance-dolphin-twitter-x/
I hope Trump keeps him through election day. I don't think there's been a bigger buffoon VP candidate since Quayle.
Palin
The maverick? Haha, so hard to choose...
The joke
The worst part of this timeline is that I can't possibly know if this is real or not
Whut?
JD Vance? I thought you said he was dead?
Naw I said he was sleeping with the fishes.
yes! you made my day.