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Uh oh, what have I done (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

im a machine that turns cookies and milk into spaghetti and bugs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I don't think I've ever produced spaghetti code in my life...

Because my code never works in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My code is self-obfuscating.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hi I work for Denuvo, do you have a minute?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, The generated VM and callback-based obfuscator.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I don't even need to eat spaghetti. I'm efficient like that.