this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

One of my favorite tweets is related to this.

“The best insult is ‘who’s this clown’ because it implies:

  1. they are a clown
  2. not even one of the better known clowns.”
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I got way more involved in a road rage incident than I should've yesterday and they finally drove off when my partner yelled (at the other person),"you have a kid in the car with you!" and I followed up with,"you're a terrible mother!" He thought maybe that was an inch too far. This is why I can't be let out of the house.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

See I would have just fucked it up and said "you have a terrible kid in the car with you!"