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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 month ago (3 children)

FYI he already has 2 children. not sure if they should be called children since they are likely past retirement age. but he has offsprung.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are they the same species though? I haven't heard his children narrate anything, so I cannot confirm.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

his son Robert is a senior lecturer in biological anthropology.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

And his brother opened a park for dinosaurs.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Till now no dinosaurs have visited though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where does he gets any visitors?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I knew they were hiding it from us. Jurassic Park was a true crime story all along.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You mean the Jurassic Park could provide some visitors?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, i bet they are bored sitting in cages looking at trees all day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That was just a front to distract us from the fact that he keeps elves in indentured servitude in his North Pole sweatshops.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

That's pretty close. Maybe a subspecies.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

but he has offsprung.

Excellent noun verbing! Bravo!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

offsprung

I am using this verb from now on

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

He's 98 years old.

I know I won't be ready, but at least I won't be alone.

It saddens me that nobody (probably in all of history), has witnessed as much destruction as him.

And he's STILL fighting.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I read this in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

bobcat goldthwait for me

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

You are a true connoisseur.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

David getting mad in the last panel isn't lore accurate

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn, is the fauna roasting Sir Attenborough?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The animal kingdom doesn't acknowledge the monarchy.