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Oh no, my beenis (mander.xyz)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 weeks ago

It's apparently an audible "pop" which is kinda crazy.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Fun fact: This is why Mendel failed to replicate his genetics experiments on the bees he kept. They refused to mate in closed spaces and he didn't know why. (Also, they kept stinging other monks and he was forced to let them go.)

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Quick someone make a shocked version of beanis

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Best i can do is this

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Yeeeeaaaaaahhhh!!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

My 🅱️anus is 🅱️leeding

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

That's pretty much there

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Spot on

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The beanis posting has broken containment

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Beanis walks around the world

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Vladimir Lentil - The State and Revolagume

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Genital explosion, you say?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

That's when you know that the orgy is over.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

a genital what

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

"Do you want to make my Cock Explode?" - Fallout TV Series

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

suplex the penis

suplenis

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Have I been fucked by a bee?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

No. Stingers are modified ovipositors, so they're all females, and instead of laying eggs through them, they squeeze beepussy poison into you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Oof ouch

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Which is which? Is the queen mounting the drone?