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[–] [email protected] 83 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (7 children)

Did you actually watch Terminator 2?

John Connor (from the future) re-programmed the T-800 to protect his past self.

And his past self befriended the T-800.

The problem isn't the AI.

If AI does go rouge, it is because it was either poorly designed, or we have failed as a species.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If AI does go rouge, is because it was either poorly designed, or we have failed as a species.

I don't think AI is at risk of going communist any time soon.

It may go rogue though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My favorite film, Moulin Rogue, is often misunderstood.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

The Windmills have gone rogue! Don Quixote was right all along!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Oh my favorite typo ever, you can never go wrong with a little rouge

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is it still a "typo" if the person just doesn't know how to spell the word?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Irregardless, it's the same difference even if its spelled wrongly. I for one could care less, so it's a mute point per say.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

oh you almost got me! all those word crimes.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm loosing my mind here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Ladies pinch, whores use rouge.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

There are A LOT of people training AI with faulty models that are learning from heavily biased data sets. Never underestimate humans' ability to fuck shit up. For every genius that makes a technical breakthrough, there are thousands of morons ready to misuse it or break it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"For every person who dreams up the lightbulb, there's the one who dreams the atom bomb"

  • Mr. Electric, 2005.
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Also, the Sarah Connor Chronicles seemed to be moving in the direction of preventing Judgement Day by befriending Skynet when it gained consciousness rather than trying to destroy it. Alas, the series got cancelled before its time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wow, that's so creative.

So obviously they had to cancel it. /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fox Television Studios not cancelling a show right as it starts to get good challenge.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Impossible!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

In Terminator Genisys he even made a skynet app to control the world, but that movie didn’t happen

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If AI does go rouge

Dall-e generated image of Arnold Schwarzenegger getting make-up put on

(Non-ironically created by Dall-e)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I said Rouge not Vouge 😆💅

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

I feel like this image applies.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean, he made friends with AI

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but the T-800 had cool sunglasses. It’s okay to be friends with robots if they’re wearing cool sunglasses.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Didn't ZZ Top do a song about that?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'll answer your judgment with judgment.

The alternative is humans.

Have you met us? We're no prize.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Jesus operates a Low Orbit Ion Cannon, it's where the smiting confusion comes from.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Loitering munitions are basically our version of t-800. It's also not fun thinking if you have ever contributed to any computer vision open source projects and wondering if your code somehow ended up inside a loitering munitions drone because Iran who don't bother to respect the GPL decided to use those open source libraries in their drone's targeting system and deploy them in Ukraine. Maybe I'm just overthinking things, but would you lose some sleep knowing your code become a critical part of an autonomous system that can decide to kill people on their own without a direct human input?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If a blacksmith sells a hammer, is it his fault that a killer used the hammer to kill someone?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Humans already rejected me. What did you expect?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Why are you commenting here? Go away, jeez

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I accept you, fellow human. Beep boop.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can anyone post a link to the picture? I can't see anything. I use Memmy on iOS and it sometimes does this weird thing where it's not showing anything.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, I know, that’s weird. I’m on browser and sometimes it happens here too.

See if this link works

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Works, thanks a ton!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Okay, what am I missing here? I've been staring at this image for five minutes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Say you didn't watch Terminator 1 or 2 without saying you didn't watch Terminator 1 or 2

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've seen both like 100 times! I still can't see it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What exactly are you not seeing?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Whatever the joke is-- I saw this photo in the NYTimes but I don't get the joke of posting it here. Has it been altered or something?

I know I'm going to feel really stupid when I get my answer.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

He's judging you for making friends with an AI

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Specifically it comes across as a look of disappointment to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Well, that's just the story of my life right there.

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