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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This incident will be reported

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No Christmas presents for op this year.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he's copied on /var/spool/mail/root, so be good for goodness' sake."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Uptime: 12 mins

Sounds about right.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Tell it to my wife who reboots her laptop once a month when forced to. Drives me nuts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

thats the damn truth....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its merely off topic, Windows isn't Unix. OSX is, though only loosely.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Uh no, it's an acronym.

M: Mac's

A: Not

C: Unix

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Most

Applications

Crash

If

Not

The

Operating

System

Hangs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I unironically love this, and I have now added it to my talking points about operating systems.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Where is the Unix in this porn?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Average spyware enjoyer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We have your IP address, your GeoLocation, cameras are monitoring you now.
You will be dealt with!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh, so you're from Microsoft?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait windows has neofetch?!?!?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The really important sosftware gets ported to all the platforms

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there an iOS port? If there is.. I'm going to post screenshots from my wife's iPhone. iOS is more UNIX than windows!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What does it take to put a terminal emulator on iOS?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Last I knew you had to jailbreak. Probably still the case unless Apple has decided to allow them on the app store...but I doubt it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I remember a while ago Tails developers were asking for help making the user interface mimic windows, to help people hide better the use of Tails in public spaces like libraries or cafes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is unixporn not dosporn !

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is actually a MS Edge version for Linux. I wonder if anyone makes a joke distro that breaks the file manager and terminal when you uninstall it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Windows (Linux Edition)

-You can now remove system32

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Seeing the “natha” username is so vindicating. I thought I had typed my name wrong for so long

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This tied my stomach in a knot, ive never felt that before, im gonna go throw up.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago

Isn't Powershell a POSIX compliant shell now? I know that isn't "gnu/linux" but it certainly allows a lot of familiarity between the environments.