Suprisingly mild and not very reactive. And I wondered if this even exists.

it is a confirmed human carcinogen.

See, that's the good stuff

ty for the link, i learned that all h2o4u molecules look like a tiny happy frog jumping at your face

Thanks. I was wondering if it was a liquid or not. Crystaline solid.

I mean, unless I'm missing something it should be fine as long as you get salts another way.

No? What would it be like?

And the joke's alternative anti joke punchline:

The bartender served them both water, because he fully understands everyday human interaction and translated the request as intended.

Little Billy was a chemist

Little Billy is no more

For what he thought was H2O

Was H2SO4