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Linux is a family of open source Unix-like operating systems based on the Linux kernel, an operating system kernel first released on September 17, 1991 by Linus Torvalds. Linux is typically packaged in a Linux distribution (or distro for short).

Distributions include the Linux kernel and supporting system software and libraries, many of which are provided by the GNU Project. Many Linux distributions use the word "Linux" in their name, but the Free Software Foundation uses the name GNU/Linux to emphasize the importance of GNU software, causing some controversy.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Just make sure it's RFC 2324 compliant. You don't want it throwing any HTTP 418 error messages.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

TIL about error 418:

"I'm a teapot This server is a teapot, and it cannot brew coffee."

Apparently it was originally added as an April fools joke way back in 1998 but technically it is a valid error message that sites can actually use!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I came to post exactly this!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Better have some good CUPS.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

this should keep you SANE

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Ok, the question is: What would each distro taste like?

RedHat: A dark roast, bitter but caffeinated. You curse with each sip and can't stop drinking it. You also pay the barista to tell you how to hold the mug.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Gentoo is the espresso you get when your coffee-obsessed friend with >$10k worth of barista equipment asks if you'd like a coffee. It's the best damn thing you've ever tasted, but by the time your friend has finished preparing and all the settings are dialed in, it's around midnight and you should have gone home hours ago

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ubuntu would be a very sour taste, many acids

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Hahaha good one 😅

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

So sour it deletes your taste buds

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Mint would be cinnamon flavored

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I kinda like representing it with Moroccan mint tea. It's the best mint flavored thing in real life I could think of.

It's not a coffee but it's close enough.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I live in Morocco so yeah, I drink it at least every time I'm with my family.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh.

I've tried it on a distro I installed on a virtual machine, and it was fine enough. I might even start using it for a bit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I personally prefer KDE Plasma for the customizability

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Red hat is the free coffee you get in the office at IBM

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

@nxdefiant @UtMan1988
I think arch would taste like a cold lemonade!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

linux from scratch (not technically a distro): tastes like a coffee plant

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Arch is third wave single origin that can only be fully appreciated by hand-grinding the beans and using a Chemex pour over preparation method.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Debian would be like precisely made drip coffee. Really consistent taste, very little variation, always good.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

418 I'm a teapot

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's just a sticker right, or does a coffee machine really need an OS, I'm a little bit confused 😅

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

that is a moccamaster machine so i think it has only simple electronics. i would be surprised if there were even a small microcontroller in that machine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

There isn't. It's one of the simplest coffee makers out there, also one of the nicest and most reliable, hence the $300 price tag.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Sorry to ruin your dreams... It's _just_a sticker 😢

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Moccamaster is the best coffee

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Moccamaster, this is the way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Drinking coffee from my Moccamaster as I type 👌

Only drip machine I've found that can rival a good Ole fashioned pourover

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Caffeine - switched on

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago