this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 90 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yet again our modern oligarchs show how lame they are.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago

Exactly. Do better with your money. Hire garden hermits. Make beautiful timeless jewelry or make your own museum. What do they do? Spend it on Super PACs, cars, ugly modern houses and stupid business investments.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My dnd group has a garden hermits outside their base. Well the garden hermits is just one part of the multi personality monster in the basement but same idea

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My local park hermit was asking me for change this morning

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I always buy my local grocery store parking lot hermit an energy drink. We both like purple Rip Its.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

That is so wholesome. Yes I also buy my hermits food sometimes to appease them. I had never thought of enjoying it with them though

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Low key would love to be a garden hermit

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think he'd rather be the king of Asgard, but okay.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Take your dang up for the light chuckle

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I low key appreciate it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Born to early to explore the universe, born to late to live as a Garden Hermit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Born just in time to comment on Lemmy... I mean, it's something, right? Right???

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Ah. Streamer.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

would be perfect for me, sans the guest entertainment... unless said guest entertainment includes hissing at the guests as I retreat back into my hobbit hole until they leave.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is this an online quiz? I wanna take it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Nope, just an image I came across. I wish there was a quiz like that though!