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[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

You need a special straw to snort it

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Subscription to that special straw

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but it comes with the new U2 album.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Places straw in ear.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

And the Mighty Razor to cut lines.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago (1 children)

False, the bag would be severely overengineered and somehow have connectivity with AirTags

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

iPhones are engineered? I thought you had to hold them properly for them to work?

Something something rectangle inside a rectangle with rounded corners.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Those iPhone 4’s had a milled stainless chassis. They were very much engineered. Just not engineered to make calls.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Wheels for a MacPro tower cost $700.

What makes you think Apple’s drugs would be 1/5th the price?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah this is what I don't get. If the prices were the other way round, and the bag contained only a few grains, then it would make sense to me.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

The bag is separate, it doesn't include the drugs. You have to buy both

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do you need a little help with the maths?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Ahh, I thought the logo in the bag was made out of smokable designer crack.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Note: the bag is paired to it's contents. Reusing an old bag will destroy it's new contents.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

4999 sounds like a good deal compared to the 999 sample

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There hallucinogens have ads in the trips

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

The desk in dopamine