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Social media is a fantasy land (startrek.website)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

This chicken is bigger than a car

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it's just closer to the screen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Now concentrate this time, Dougal.
These cows are small, but those...those are far away...
Small, far away.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)

"But on the internet, no one knows you're a dog."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You could stop at “no one knows.”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

You can put ! [] (link) without the spaces for imbedding the image like so

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

To clarify,

! [Alternative text can be added here] (https://url.goes.here/done.png)

without the spaces.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

~~My paws don't fit the keyboard~~ Thanks, that's a swell tip, thanks fellow human!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Testing testing - not working for me. Help !

I'm using Sync app, fwiw

!https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5c3e06ceb98a78156ebe8c8c/1549921000369-QQZ5T9343P07T69VMS36/1993+07+05+internet+high+res.HG+On+t.jpg

You can put ! without the spaces for imbedding the image like so



[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

You need to put parentheses around the link and square brackets before. The format is ! [Alt text description here] (Link here)

a pic

Edit, wait is that what you did for the bottom one? It's just showing up as a missing image for me. I don't know why the sync app would effect that though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

![dog] (https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5c3e06ceb98a78156ebe8c8c/1549921000369-QQZ5T9343P07T69VMS36/1993+07+05+internet+high+res.HG+On+t.jpg)

Trying it with the square brackets

Ok that worked! Needs both brackets and parents. 'view markdown' would have been helpful, dear Sync.

And no, the previous bottom I just pasted your segment. Then it just got weird and showed an [obj] box. Oh well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Google knows.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

SQUIRREL

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Or a horse...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It’s a toy car.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

LIES!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Mega...Ultra Chicken?

No, shhhh, he is legend!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I mean if you ignore all money these platforms made off of all that not real stuff.

Harry Potter isn't real, yet JK Rowling is a billionaire who is throwing her monetary weight around with TERFS

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Post

Leo Xander, @STALLE0N

Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken 🐓🚗 it is bigger than the car