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Why is Maduro invading the energy drinks?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're thinking of Guarana. Venezuela is trying to annex Guano

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're thinking of the resource that Chile and Peru fought a war over. Venezuela is trying to annex Guava

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You’re thinking of the fruit. Venezuela is trying to annex Guacamole.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No no, you're thinking of a gentrified topping. Venezuela is trying to annex Ganymede.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're thinking of the location of Heinlein's award winning sci-fi novel "Farmer in the Sky". Venezuela is trying to annex Ganondorf.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

No, you're thinking of the main antagonist in The Legend of Zelda franchise. Venezuela is trying to annex Gargamel.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

No, you're thinking of the Smurfs antagonist. Venezuela is trying to attack the Gugurs.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Why is Maduro invading the energy drinks?

Due to US sanctions against Venezuela, they had to close the Panera Bread in Caracas. The only way Maduro can get the lemonade that kills people is by going next door to Guyana

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

He was thirsty, so he attacked them with a comically large straw.