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Dance, puppets. (startrek.website)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 9 months ago (2 children)

She looks like she's about to whip it out and start pissing on me 🤨.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh good, it's not just me.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The web has corrupted us.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I m broken but in a good way

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Break me harder, daddy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Preferably, with better lube than just piss.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

🥵

[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not sure if it's done somewhere else, but in Brazil after the first person write the happy birthday message the rest of the group chat just copy paste the original message and send it. So the first person try to write a personalized message trying to make the copy pasting funnier.

[+] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Not quite the same (but still in Brazil) but in my friends group chat they would post something like this (but in Portuguese ofc)

"Hey everyone, I wanted to wish you all a really nice Christmas. It has been a wonderful year and I'm really glad to have joined this swimming team. I hope we can win next year's championship!"

And none of us is in any team, the idea is to make it very obvious that the person just copypasted that from another group. Then we all just copy it too and post it right after

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

I'm going to start doing this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Also a thing in the Netherlands!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

It makes me happy that everyone is in on the joke and keep it going

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The real trick is to do this when it isn’t actually anyone’s birthday

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

A very merry unbirthday to you!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Well, I don't want to stand out. You started this. This is on you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Based on

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Based on what?