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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its so rough watching non vimmers use vim

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

a pro vim user watching a vim noob using arrow keys.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • Using “cmd+f” to search terminal buffers instead of /
  • Using :wqa! and then reopening the editor instead of just using :w
  • Deleting an entire line by hitting x repeatedly
  • Adding to the end of a like by pressing i and then the right arrow key until they're at the end of a line
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

STOP! You're scaring the children!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Those last two made me physically recoil wtf

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've heard some people even use :wq over :x

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

….I’ve been using :wq for years…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Repent! Imagine all of the wasted productivity! Ahhhhhhhhh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Come on. Dude. Give credit where credit is due. SMH...

Source.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

SMH = Shaking My Head

It's an Internet initialism.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh. Sorry about that. Text is not a good medium for tone. xD

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Him being naked is completely unnecessary but enhances everything.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

thats literally my job (web development teacher)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You poor soul.

clicks scrollbar with mouse and drags it, instead of using the scroll wheel

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

right click -> copy; right click -> paste

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fool---the scroll wheel is a scalpel; the scrollbar is a broadsword. Use the right tool for the job.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please tell me your students aren't making pages that load >5MB of uncompressed javascript and css

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

of course not, its >5mb of compressed javascript and css

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Older scrum masters during the daily standup and trying to do live updates to the JIRA board

Turned 15 minute meeting into 30 minutes at times lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I let my stand-in scrummy drive the TFS board this morning. In adding a PBI to the sprint he typed the iteration manually (a pretty long path name), rather than clicking the context menu and selecting "current iteration"