Asafum

The only thing God whispers for unknown reasons: Drink Ovaltine.

He confused internal temp with oven temp lol (I still probably wouldn't cook a chicken at 400° though.)

Unfortunately I'm on the side of: space is so unimaginably, incredibly, excessively, large that no other intelligent species is even remotely close enough to us to ever have the hopes of interacting with us. The best hope we have is finding "bacterial" life on another planet/moon here in the solar system.

Stupid physics... :(

Banksssss! Rob banks! Then use that money to buy snacks forever!

Ancient Chinese medicine always works, trust me bro, just take a bunch of mercury every day. The Chinese did it before and that dude has an amazing tomb now so it's all cool. Just do it.

Weren't there like full blown civilizations at that point? Kinda weird to refer to mammoths as if it were some stone age prehistoric period and be surprised that someone could craft something like this then lol

I tie this to my keys so it forces me to remember that there is something I needed to remember... Now if I could only remember what that thing was...

(No that is not my carpet lol it's shitty foam to protect parts put on it at my job)

My reply is almost always: life isn't a fairy tale. Some of us will remain single having never found/taken the opportunity to meet someone who wants to be with us because all life is without intrinsic meaning or purpose.

We may create our own meaning or purpose, but there is no part of life that is written in stone that simply "will be because it is ordained."

I know who I am, an extremely "acquired taste," who is often too cynical and very very much self loathing. Above all else though, and probably worst of all for my dating prospects, I never want to live with a dog lol

People are such scumbags on Amazon. If you aren't paying attention and just quickly go to rebuy something like deodorant (like I just did) you can end up spending over $50 for 2 sticks... I had to actually go to the manufacturers page to find what I was looking for as I guess they changed packaging and all the assholes are charging insane prices for the "old style" package.

I literally grabbed my phone to text my friend something last night and deleted it half way because I didn't want to have a drawn out conversation lol

I'm the worst...

Absolutely! Good on that family for letting her express herself how she wants! I couldn't even dye my hair without the threat of getting kicked out lol