Assman

joined 11 months ago

Now I can't stop thinking about it in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How the fuck do dogs have varying amounts of nipples?

LEAVE 👏 CAMBRI 👏 ALONE in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Why did swords sticking out of brain need to evolve?

Sexual dimorphism in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

stone cold lady killer

I see what you did there

Trump’s 270-page dossier of JD Vance’s ‘vulnerabilities’ hacked by Iran in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

JD Vance pays for pictures of dirty couches when craigslist exists smh

To distinguish between the word woman and women, we change the A to an E, but only change the pronunciation on the O. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What kind of weirdo says chick-uhn?

as far as we know anyway in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This idiot never heard about all those diplodocus orgies

breaking the cycle of trauma in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"you won't eat it, pussy"

- my son to my grandson

Trump Cryptically Declares, ‘You Won’t Have to Vote Anymore’ If He Wins Second Term in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah the election hasn't happened yet

Fallout London - Official Launch Trailer Premiere in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Fallout

Animals are not gifts. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll never forgive my great-great-great-grandfather for getting my great-great-grandfather that greenland shark

Republican calls for ‘civil war’ if Trump loses in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The US would win without ever firing a single shot. Cut off electricity, the countless food products we import, imported fuel, cheap products from China, USPS/FedEx/Amazon Prime/etc, and so on. A week of eating gruel in the dark and they'll be begging to rejoin the US.

Hogs in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Lived in Indiana all my life and yeah, hog shit season is a thing