BigBootyBoy

IRS agent: You have thousands of dollars of overdue taxes

Me: This too shall pass

I had a really similar thing to to me when I was 8, I remember rushing to the toilet to poop and as soon as the door closed i filled my pants. I tried cleaning it up then went back to play with my friend and his little brother. His grandma then came into the room and was like "Did little brothers name poop his pants?" Then checked, I'm pretty sure she just left after that too lol.

Everytime I finally go through my saved posts again it's like uncovering a treasure trove of cool stuff

So dangerous nobody even knows what it looks like

Hmmm yes I will make sure to stop having sex with my great abundance of girlfriends

If you can't avoid an Infrared Homing AGM-65 Maverick Missile should you really be on the road?

That's not an opinion it's a fact 🤓☝️

I just had a very delicious bowl of spaghetti, mind you!

I think most people would agree with this besides the people who are doing this themselves.

Merry marriage aniversery

Like how Florida is going to teach how slavery benefited black people

You're just making things up in you're head and getting angry at them.