Cliffjumper

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Sales of fake moustaches are gonna skyrocket

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Oh no, I completely agree and I continue with it because I really like the service. It just so happens that it's on top of a whole raft of other increases, some of which are absolutely not justified.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 year ago (17 children)

Oh look, another one.

YouTube: premium is increasing

Spotify: we're increasing your sub

Bank: we're increasing your mortgage

Supermarket: we're increasing your food spend

Car insurance: we're increasing your premium

Household bills: we're increasing water, gas and electricity

Broadband: we're increasing your fees

Cellphone: your contract renewal is higher than last year

Salary: fuck you, peasant

Bank Of England: Just stop spending

Disney: Hi ...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

8 foot tall penis beast murders everyone you meet

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is. That word is "alles".