CyberEgg

Oh we're throwing wikipedia articles now? Well, it's a german thing, so let's look into the german article that says "bread shaped cake".
I don't know who fucked up the english article, but it's cake.
Greetings from Germany, where we are most serious about bread and cake.

No. Cram is described as dense and biscuit-like, Stollen is a fluffy but heavy yeast cake with raisins and powdered sugar.

Are you looking for something that looks and tastes like elvish bread could look and taste like or are you looking for a super filling and nutritious bread? Or a movie accurate version?

For the former, I don't know what you imagine. Look for a bread recipe you envision as elvish and play around with it, adding spices.
For the latter, german Pumpernickel is the go-to bread.
For a movie-like lembas, go for shortbread

Stollen is cake, not bread!

But I agree, the movie version was more what I imagined cram would be.

I'very been to a psychosomatic rehab for the last weeks and the actually had restrooms marked with the standard "male/female" stick figures but each restroom also had a stick figure on it's sign being half "male" and half "female".

Props were given.

The difference is the number of athletes caught doping recently.

That's wrong, nuclear doesn't equal zero CO2, not even close. There are no emissions from producing electric power, but tons of emissions building the plants and reactors, mining the fissile materials (which in large come from Russia, btw), transporting the materials, etc.
Granted, if you're calculating that into renewables, there are emissions, too, but far less per kWh.
Also, nuclear's fucking expensive.
And the "hurt themselves in confusion"-move wasn't to shut down the NPPs (it was originally planned to phase out of coal and nuclear while building up renewables and using gas during the transition), it was to stall the phaseout of coal, expand on gas relying on Russia while halting the expansion of renewables and utterly destroying the PV industry. That's what a conservative government does to you. Thanks, Merkel.

Edit: fck autocorrect

Even from a German POV this is funny because the former Secretary of Health, Jens Spahn, is attending this convention and he's openly gay (don't ask me how gays can cope with Republican policies, but Spahn even is connected to DeSantis).

I was a bouncer when the first kids born in 2000 were allowed into clubs. That hit differently.

Das trifft aber auch wieder nur auf ein paar Tierarten zu, die das Glück haben, von Menschen als rettenswert angesehen zu werden. Alle anderen gehen trotzdem hops.

Oh, klar. Dann halten wir weiter Tiere in viel zu kleinen Gehegen unter klimatisch völlig unpassenden Bedingungen, lassen sie mental völlig kaputtgehen und machen sie zum Ausstellungsobjekt, anstatt die Förderungen in Reservate, Naturschutz und den gesellschaftlichen Wandel weg von Raubbau zu stecken.

Es gibt deutlich sinvollere Ansätze zum Artenschutz als Zoos.

Zoos sind kagge.