When I was a kid, my parents were thinking about building a house. The name of the contractor who was helping them was named "Kari A Hammer." I might be spelling it wrong (I was eight), but that was his actual name.
I like to think he wanted to be a tattoo artist or something and hated carpentry, but was forced into it because of his name.
Somehow I just saw these replies. That all sucks! I found him super entertaining. But fuck all of that.
Reminds me of this.
Red Letter Media. Movies with Mikey, but he's starting to focus more on Nebula. ~~Internet Historian, but his videos come out like twice a year.~~
Edit: Nevermind on Internet Historian. As folks mentioned below, the dude sucks. Also it turns out my favorite video of his was plagiarized.
Therapy might help with everything you said.
I kind of see what they're saying. If you're on your way out, you probably shouldn't have a ton of sway on how the world operates after you're gone.
But that is a suuuuper slippery slope.
Someone didn't love you right when you were little, did they?
I don't know a whole lot about monkeys, but I'm pretty sure they don't eat gazelles.
Oh I'll be "Stayin' alive," alright.