Ensign_Crab

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

And guess what color they fluoresce.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

An opossum got into our garage a few months ago and our dogs found it. They had the poor thing cornered and hissing. I got them out of the garage and after making sure they didn't get bit, I evicted the possum.

The dogs do everything they can to get into that garage and make a beeline for that corner every time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Enjoy your hamburger meat animal sandwiches.

With bread buns?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Puff, puff, pass.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's just a parody religion, more designed to make atheists pat themselves on the back about how clever they are and to piss off fundies. Both laudable goals, yes, but if people were gonna build a Sunday go-to-meetin' space and arrange a couple hours of free childcare around that, it would have happened by now.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

There really needs to be something that serves the social function of a church without being an unhealthy bigoted grift that protects pedos. We're social creatures and need support, and churches exploit that.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 weeks ago

I’m sorry to be that guy

lol no you're not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

If it has opening narration, I don't skip it.

I'm a sucker for that sort of pageantry.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lot easier to swap parts on a thinkpad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I knew who it was before I opened it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

As opposed to an ice cream antisocial. Which is just Dairy Queen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I mean 36% of Americans are lactose intolerant.

That just means ice cream is anti-them, not the other way around.

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