Flocklesscrow

Father Time, unparalleled.

You're either split, or peeled.

You're now banana shaped.

When does someone throw a shoe at Bush Jr?

"They're just like us."

Technically the various local, State, and Federal police forces do that, but it's semantics.

Narrator: No, she won't.

"It's a single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. Everything the body needs."

Focus your rage on the only remaining party: the tree.

Human beings regularly die from hypothermia, in the temp ranges you referenced.

Dying in 82⁰ F from heat-related injury is unlikely.

82⁰, cry me a river. That's mildly warm.

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure..."