Heisme

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Policemen approach vehicle with caution “Officers, it’s not what it looks like!!”

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Yells at penis “Hey Siri unlock car.”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

It’s about time Canada got some of that internet money that it so rightly deserve.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

They have:

“Apple has separately sued Masimo for patent infringement in federal court in Delaware. It has called Masimo's legal actions a "maneuver to clear a path" for its own competing smartwatch.”

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago

She changed the minute she was sworn into the Senate. And by changed I mean showed her true self. She was never anything other than a corporate plant meant to slow or stop progressive legislation.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In an insane world it’s the sane that seem insane. This is the most logical solution to all of McCarthy’s problems but it will seem so crazy to him that he won’t go for it. Battle seat Republicans are already talking about working with Democrats to solve this problem. All of this use to be a nonissue because surprise surprise people in a long far away time once voted over party lines to get shit done, just as you said.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Goal post moving for his base. DeSantis “had to” take federal disaster relief money for the damage to his state caused by Hurricane Idiala(?) making him weak in their eyes(or so he believes). So now to appeal to/appease his sycophants he must promise the possibility of pain, poverty and destruction for those less fortunate.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Sad that “one great thing” now equates to doing their fucking job.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Asking the real questions.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah the good times, was this before or after he saluted one of their generals?

“Not here you idiot, you’re going to blow your cover!… fuck now we have to act like we’re mad to keep up appearances.”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know what they say, people in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.

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