IDontHavePantsOn

Me: I'll be back in 20 to 30 minutes.

Also me: I know it's only been 48 seconds, but I'm back with 2 shoelaces because, ya know, just in case.

Does anyone know the best lemmy community to ask about SEO and web/finance tech in relation to a small business? I have a small business that is doing very well, but SEO and word of mouth is a direct contributor to its success, and I think I'm getting screwed over in cost by the company I've been paying to run my site building, hosting and, SEO.

Would you rather, receive open heart surgery performed by Oz, Phil with Nurse McCarthy, or receive lethal injection administered by Dr Phil?

This shouldnt be a hard question, but....

Next is that pesky porn problem that makes up most of the traffic.

Our dads probably know each other.

The fans revving for 20 seconds and the program opening it's loading screen: "Nice".

The fans revving for 5 seconds and the program is sitting at 0% CPU after 1 full minute: "fuck this bullshit." But you hold onto hope and wait another 5 minutes, and as your confirming to restart the PC the program starts loading, and you have to watch it load entirely before it's killed by the restart, and the restart takes even longer because the program actually opened.

Or,

You browser is loading homestarrunner.com and the loading bar stops at 10% like it should for 5 minutes, but the 5 minutes passes by, and you click the clock on the task bar only to see your mouse turn into an hourglass.

The brown ones cost more to raise due to their inherent behavior and lack of rooster figure.

The GOP would never agree to the parallel because the brown ones cost more.

I'm sure there's a relevant bible verse that can be used to justify that.

There's that one where "and Jesus spoke unto his flock, 'maketh my words weapons, and ye shall have the word of God to force women to have sex with you for all eternity' and everybody clapped"

Either that, or send a ton of bots that like the stock for a bunch of reasons as written by chatgpt.

Many don't have to imagine because that's just reality.

So you butted into this comment thread just to be pedantic?