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tl;dr because of toxic masculinity

It's macho to eat lots of red meat, get high cholesterol, and die early from heart disease.

Love me some AND gates

I picked engineering. Let the physicists do the hard work of figuring out how the universe works, then I'll step in with a handbook of formulas that you already derived and take someone's money to stamp it.

Wikileaks (sunshine press) is based in Iceland

Calm down Bender, have a beer and some Mom's brand oil.

Distant cousin to Sandy Cheeks

🎶 They ate sharks and were 10 feet long

Give it time to mature, eventually it will become dark like your heart

Ponder the dark blue magic that fills your orb

Does it have crystals too?

Probably, it's a common oscillator circuit for the clock signal.

Mission accomplished!

understands alcohol consumption

I too learned to understand alcohol consumption in college