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a 320 year old elf marries an 80 year old human: Is the elf robbing the cradle, or the grave? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Neither. There is an age difference, sure, but an 80 year old woman is a well-lived human adult who can make her own choices. If it were an 80 year old female elf, then possible. Not sure what the age of consent is in elvish customs, or the age of emotional maturity. As for robbing the grave, no, she’s not dead. Robbing the cradle implies young life inside the cradle and there is nothing living in a grave. Now, if the elf provided the woman with prolonged life through elvish ways, then technically, he’s robbing the grave.

Did you know that before the release of the film Alien (1979) starring Sigourney Weaver... in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

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Life as a composer in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It’s 9AM on a Saturday And I am dropping a deuce There’s a piano sitting next me My bowels are sloppy and loose

“Maybe a bit too relatable?” - Billy Joel (probably)

did you hear about the cow that gave birth on the coffee plantation? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I heard it as “What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?”

When you're writing a song, how do you know it isn't just a song you've heard before but don't recognise? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Stop.

Let's class this up a bit with a Fabreger. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Faburgé

Allons-y. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Cat, I farted.

Let's try a different approach: what lesson COULD be learned as confined by the premise of a popular game (board/card/video)? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Superliminal. Some problems aren’t a problem with the right perspective.

What songs do you like that are in a language which you don't speak? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Prisencolinensinainciusol by Adriano Celentano

https://youtu.be/-VsmF9m_Nt8?feature=shared

Learn something new every day in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 64 points 7 months ago

Fuck you. Respectfully.

What movie combined with Groundhog Day would make the most interesting mashup? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Edge of Tomorrow

Future Battlefield game aiming for ‘the most realistic destruction effects in the industry’ in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago

I think they did really well with Battlefield 2042. It destroyed my interest in the Battlefield franchise. Loved Battlefield 4, 5 and the second 1, though.