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[–] [email protected] 8 points 30 minutes ago* (last edited 29 minutes ago)

Considering they're going for patent infringement and not copyright infringement, it's possible it just took this long for Nintendo's legal department to find something even remotely tangible that they could sue over. And since they haven't said what patents Palworld infringes on, I have to assume whatever it is, is very flimsy.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Subnautica can straight up give you thlassophobia.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Maybe it's Maybelline?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I always really liked Abbadox on NES.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago (9 children)

No stomach?! Does food go straight to the colon?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

MarioKart: Bowser

Smash: Solid Snake (or Link depending on which Smash Bros)

I dunno what the Kart says about me but I am pretty sure my Smash character says my snake is solid and I wanna play with your box.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

You wouldn't like this thing's grab attack. (Monstrosity of Sin from Dark Souls 3)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

A fingered butthole:

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

cannot destroy death star

How do you know? That reactor could be unstable enough that a bird strike could possibly blow it all up. And I mean a small ass waxwing would have no trouble flying down a 3 meter wide tube.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Maybe she was eating poisonous snakes off camera. You don't know.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Use urine instead. Make an ice pee-k.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago
 

I have 1 last achievement to get and it didn't seem like it would be that hard since I already got S rank without even trying on all the high payout missions when I was grinding cash for all the parts.

However, a few seem to be completely arbitrary and not simply about speed and efficiency. Or maybe I am just not fast enough? I have to actually use a stop watch because the game doesn't actually tell you the mission time...

Anyway I have literally 2 left that I can't get above A rank on and I don't know why.

First is Stop The Data Breach. I zip through the level as fast as I can destroying the hacking nodes, and even take out the tetrapod in the hallway while waiting for the dialogue to continue and give me access to the last door leading to Iguazu. I know from watching a video of someone getting S rank that the damage and ammo costs I end up with are good (even lower) so it's gotta be the time it takes to do the final fight. But that dumbass Iguazu heals like 4 times every time he's down to nothing which makes it take way longer than it should. I can kill him faster but that would cost more in the ammo cost, assuming it even hits because the weapons that would allow near instant death are also super slow and he constantly dodged all over the place.

The other is Destroy the Refuelling base. I've zipped straight to the main objective and killed the ACs at the end in under 2 minutes and got A rank. I've gone and blown up all the fuel dumps then the main objective and killed the ACs in just a few seconds more; still A. The fuck does it expect me to do? Finish in 30 seconds? I can use the fastest possible mech build and it still takes like a minute just to reach the objective going in as straight a line to it as you can.

The lack of clear objectives listed for these arbitrary requirements is driving me crazy. I've looked for answers online, of course, but every answer is different. Some people got S rank doing this, others got it doing something else. Neither method worked for me, so it just feels like random.

 

Just thinking about how I've read that humans are the only animals on the planet that can throw objects with a degree of accuracy. But could a dog or other animal be taught, and trained to throw things to hit a target? I mean, it's not like a human can throw well without guidance and practice, either.

 
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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Just as the title says: Have you ever clicked on an ad, knowing it was an ad, on purpose? What ad was it? Why did you click it?

Curious because I realized I have not once in my life clicked on an ad shown online on purpose. Accidentally, and being tricked into clicking the wrong thing sure; never with intent though.

 

Think of the universe as a painting. There's the image made in paint, and the surface it was painted on. The canvas.

The stars, the planets, the gasses, the matter and energy and even the space between are the paint. What's the canvas? Is there a canvas? Would the canvas follow the same rules as the paint?

 

Just had this thought while running with my dog and getting fatigued. Why does it feel like that? What is going on in the tissue to make it "burn?"

 
 

Just saw a thing about Minnesota's flag contest and some joker suggested using California's flag which I started overthinking about which leads us here. If Minnesota actually changed their state flag to California's state flag, could California sue Minnesota? 🤔

 
 
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