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For a little while ours was used for this. Covid too. Client was under an alias and wasn't with us long so no idea.

Melon pees in the bath, Snuggles licks plastic bags, and Franny has chronic snot rockets. I love them all endlessly.

Woah. Yeah this is fascinating shit. I kinda like the husbands style tbh, I'd defo ask for my hubs skull back to display if it was an option (which it definitely isn't, as he's alive).

Goopiness is a great word.

Please don't tell on me, I don't want to go back to the bad place.

Female human here. I've honestly always just read it literally, a person having sex second in a multiple partner scenario, and it being sloppy down there for all involved. There's just as much guy in the statement as there is girl, doesn't seem all that problematic to me.

I have so many questions but I'm high, so, can you just write more about your job please? I'm fascinated.

We use it for our friend group, as we have pub nights, group meals, vacations etc. we also all do each other's cat care when we're out of town, so we have a channel devoted to pet photos etc. works well enough for us.

Fun fact: I got to access to his email through my job once. It's insane the amount of dumb fuckery people will email. One person had cc'd his email on a whole thread of emails stalking some woman.

A law that prohibits labels from being too sticky that you can't reuse the packaging. For example, I should absolutely be able to easily peel off the labels from empty wine bottles and glass jars so I can reuse them.

Make jokes about not being busy. Make them boldly in slightly non appropriate circles. Then lean with the same amount of conviction into compliments. Agree with full heart, be non apologetic with the same force used to joke about how little work you have.

This duality is powerful because on the one hand you clearly have nothing to hide, and on the other hand you're painfully truthful. Works a charm. Then go have brunch on the clock.

Thank you, it was worth the crucial muscle groups sacrifice.