I want what you're having mate, might make sleeping off this awful fever better.
Honestly though I'm here for this level of personification. When something is very important to someone it often takes on a perceived personality which is just super fun for jokes and banter with them.
I won't say actively hate cause that implies a call to action, but probably my remaining parent because she allowed a family friend to abuse her children for years and called me a selfish brat when being sexually abused by an ex brought me to make an attempt on my life. She may be my mother but she ain't my mom.