Mango

Guy on the right doesn't exist.

I don't wanna wait.

Buddy, you just went off the rail when you decided that means anything other than specifically including both genders in the 'not caring' category.

Why can't there just not be people deciding he's being condescending for being straight and tutoring some girls?

We can't have a dude explain things to girls because girls can't be interested in what a guy has to say. Girls good. Guys bad.

That's a bad reason. This is WAY better!

Jobs are designed specifically to keep large portions of the population too busy to organize and overthrow exploitative systems of control.

Sounds like school.

Lolwut

Iunno, but that's stupid too.

They're measuring dancing now?

While I'm personally a very talented technical dancer, this just isn't right.

SECRET TUNNEL!!!!!