MidRomney

Is the AV Club not still The Onion?

There are more living organisms in one tablespoon of people than there are people on earth.

Thou

Then her dad called the hotel where the event was being held, was told Julie had “run away” to this event, and that I was somehow responsible.

Why would the hotel tell her dad that Julie had run away?

Could a 30 year old be speaker of the house? Or anywhere in the chain of succession?

Is there a requirement to be 35 years old for VP?

It's floppy, dry (like not enough sauce), and the crust is too thick. I'd rate the sauce itself, but there wasn't enough on my pizza to give it a proper rating.

Nothing, it's mediocre af.

I've had dollar slices in the Bronx that beat Frank Pepe's in quality.

Cries

Jim Caveizel is one of the crazies now? Damn

This is hilarious