Why don't you cut out the middleman, avoid wasting your doctor's time when there are sick people who can actually be treated, and call your work directly? This corporate beaurocracy is ridiculous, there's no point getting doctors notes for these things.
Sounds like you haven't experienced the bliss that is fairy bread with Nutella instead of butter.
The future is now, old man!
You're right, how could I be so blind. They're actually sausage sangas
I think we need a doctors note for more than two days
I don't understand that policy. The only times in the last 4 years that I've needed more than 2 days of sick leave was because I had covid, and I think that's a very common experience. And people with covid should absolutely not be going to the doctors office and exposing themselves to the sick and elderly. If someone has covid, you should be telling them to stay home. We're currently in the middle of a worldwide pandemic.
You should read these memes slower so you can pay attention more. This meme is about calling in healthy on the day of. People don't know if they're going to be healthy in two days. So your comment has the opposite meaning of the one intended. You're saying you do ask questions if someone asks for time off on the day, and therefore that you're a restrictive boss who wouldn't allow this meme.
Consensus reality is a social construct
American: IT'S A HUNDRED AND SEVEN DEGREES OUTSIDE
Civilized people: no it fucking ain't, you overdramatic princess
You left your SI in the link
Yeah, cursive is another name for lazy writing
It's cause they're lazy and don't stop the pen when they get to the part where they're supposed to double back. They draw a circle so they can keep the pen moving and save energy.
And the creature is Adam Frankenstein
(Seizing the state and then slowly reforming it is still slowly reforming it)
Eating cows is cringe.