Moobythegoldensock

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago

It’s just a snow leopard, you don’t need to censor it with all that blur.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Glycolysis yields 2 ATP. Cellular respiration can get ATP into the 30s under ideal conditions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Concerned that his usual toast images weren’t converting enough sinners, Jesus decided to kick it up a notch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The Infiltrator

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I’d fart right back. There’s nothing noble about being born.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (4 children)

10 min? Vs like 3-5 min in the drive through, but I can do other shit while the air fryer’s going.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

She should show up anyway. Leave an empty podium for him.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Yep, tool use evolved pretty early in animals (some insects and fish can use tools,) though of course humans have gone a step further and use tools to make other, better tools.

The smallpox vaccine was developed in 1796, nearly a century before the first phone and a good 20 years before the first bicycles. The tech in COVID-19 vaccines was discovered 20 years before the first iPhone, but people act like it was invented yesterday.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

“I don’t want no vaccine! I want to get natural immunity, then I’ll be protected!”

That’s called “getting the disease,” dumbass…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Literally every 4-5 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Don’t kink shame.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If I’m reading this right, the average bored person shocked themselves every 2 minutes?

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