NakariLexfortaine

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I feel that last one, so hard.

I had access to extra time and all that for maths, which I have always struggled with learning. I never felt justified in using them, told myself I was just dumb, not trying hard enough to learn. It didn't matter that I was losing sleep, and still not improving, there was something I could somehow magically fix if I just kept pushing myself through the rock in my way.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Does not get mashed on fermented berries".

I'll have you know that when I was lost and low on fuel, I managed to land on an absolute shit hole of a backwater, barely a sentient being in sight, but those berries?

They got me home. Always fly X-Wing. Runs on anything.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Ballistic corkscrew penis.

0 to full in .5 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hey, if you can't tell a duck from a goose, peace was never an option.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago

Because sometimes you just have to find out.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

He makes a good point, though. Sure, it works on the bunch and makes a level of sense when they're all together, but just looking at an individual banana, sitting on its own? Weird as shit.

I think I might spend too much time handling bananas.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They're like the tides. We're currently in a Beans run, and it's been going for awhile. Soon, people will get bored, and Jeans- or Denimposting will come back. You'll normally see some crossover(beans in some jeans, jeaned Beanis, jeans with a bean pattern) before the next shift is complete.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (3 children)

The Pillars of Lemmy.

Beans, Linux, Jeans, Communism, Saddam Hussein.

Just the way the wheel turns.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

"I'll be there... Our special place... Brought to you by Papa John's."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That, sadly, depends on where you are. I see tons of 90s shitbox sedans with the sticker. Most of the trucks prefer to full rear window cling and physical flag hanging somewhere from the bed.

Both usually have at least 1 snake, 3 Trump heads, and enough MAGA stickers, you'd think they're painted red.

They also get extremely pissed at the one car with a Trans heart on the back. It's fucking hilarious. Wanna bitch about it being an "eyesore" when they've got enough bullshit across their trunk to act as a form of armor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, someone's getting a visit from Calander Man.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't mind me, I'm just setting up the popcorn cart for when the programmer arguments start. I'll share.

 
 

My wife surprised me with the two-piece Mothman and the NB placard she found at an event as an early birthday present! She got me the trans heart last year.

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