NigelFrobisher

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

I meant the platypusses, but legit the number of times I’ve just been walking along a path and a snake has started thrashing around in the long grass next to me. All the snakes here are dead-in-eight-minutes type snakes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

They are the one who knocks.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You don’t see them though. The national park boards say “look for ripples in the water!”.

If you see ripples, you’re about to die.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

People can have mega yachts precisely because others don’t get 3 meals a day. That’s how the system is designed to work.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Bigger number is more better” also explains American sports where you get 3 points for running a bit and then play stops for an ad break and the national anthem.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

She’s going to have to lint the hell out of that top.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

They could just wait for the oil industry to do it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I remember asking my dad how far a league was when I first read the book, and then repeatedly questioning whether that could be right in the context of the writing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Temperature doesn’t care about your feelings.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

We fight him because he’s behind a fog wall.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

The real Children Of The Atom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

New one will be a meter tall and run on gasoline.

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