OhStopYellingAtMe

Or just wait till her ‘time of the month’ and hold a carry-out bag under her.

Baby, I’d like to roe your boat.

The chicken ran away when I tried to slap it.

My wife and sister have the same birthday. I feel like I have to specify that they are in fact not the same person, or twins.

You replied to the wrong comment.

You’ve got to run everything through his dementia/ego filter. Whenever he says “everyone tells me…” he means “I tell me…” and when he says “nobody knows…” he means “I don’t know…”

“Individually we are weak as a single twig, but bundled together we are as a mighty fa**ot”

Does anyone really take Rogan seriously enough to follow his endorsement? Enough people to make a dent?

By dropping out of the race, Biden may have just saved democracy in America.

As it turns out, King Theoden was terrible at basic math.

Clussy