Omega_Haxors

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Jerma: That is the single most fucked up thing I have ever seen, the single most- get me a seat. Right now, I want a seat for that table. ... chat i'm not going to eat the rocks, I'm not gonna do it. That would be- why would I eat the rocks? It's a rock, it's going to be crunchy and hard and it's not going to taste good, and I- you know what, mods ban that guy. I don't wanna see them, time em out for... 3 minutes. Get em outta here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I'm the fool every time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

The idea of taking a complicated system and boiling it down to an essential value (or set of values) that describe everything is high-key fascism. It's fine to simplify a system to better understand it, but the moment you start saying these abstractions have any kind of predictive capability outside their original contexts, that's when you start getting into the eugenics shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I remembered doing that when I did my first foray into dating and I remembered putting it on the same level of "what kind of dere are you" Obviously I took all of that shit down because it was turning everyone the fuck off and I didn't even like it in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

INTJ is the "Libertarian Left" of quack psychology; the test is set up to put people in that category so they feel special, and annoying people with no personality fall for it every single time because it's the closest thing they will ever have to an identity outside "video games" and "weed"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

It's when they make the aliens strangely sexy in a way only you can appreciate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Like that one fart cloud enemy from Banjo Tooie that would stick to your head and deplete your air. Terrifying.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It wouldn't have any viable attacks assuming they would even be able to target a relatively small creature who can fly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (5 children)

This hypothesis is bullshit. There are far more than just two consciousnesses.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (9 children)

People see insects as extremely weak but they're the ones who despite being a thousandth of your size can still consistently ruin your day. Now imagine that scaled up and given a lifespan which allows them to develop intelligence and you'll start to understand why my insectsona would absolutely fuck up your dragonsona in a fight.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

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This tab works like Subscribed only in reverse; it only shows stuff from comms you're not subscribed to. Perfect for finding new content to subscribe to without needing to sift through All.

 

Kind of like how you can do [in-line links](to link people to a website), allow the user to use the same syntax to create contextual information that appears when the [user mouses over](Similar to alt-text on an image). This way users who know the context won't have to slog through a tedious wall of text while those who don't can optionally bring themselves up to speed. For clarity sake in-line context will be a different color to a link, and those on mobile (or desktop) can click it to expand out the contained text as if it was part of the original comment.

EDIT: it might be a good idea to potentially use different syntax so that you can link websites within in-line context.

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

I wanted to play Rock Paper Scissors competitively but sadly I didn't make the cut. My first opponent absolutely rocked me in the preliminary.

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Whinnie the Pooh (files.mastodon.social)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

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So called "Sleeping Cats" when they see you walk towards the fridge

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Medusa (lemmy.ml)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

transcriptIt's just a snake, what's the w- (trails off the side of the screen)

[Shifty eye monkey looks backwards in one panel and then forward in the next, becoming desaturated]

 

Otherwise known as the spiciest meme on my hard drive.

 

As it stands right now, individual mods have way too much power to fuck up the platform by banning people for political reasons and the modlog is not even remotely adequate in providing a full story on such actions. This isn't too big of an issue now, but as certain instances have proven, it has the potential to become a federation-wide problem if it's allowed to continue.

On reddit, the platform Lemmy was made to replace, removals are logged (r/undelete) so that any interested party may look into them, the users are warned of the action so that they know not to behave as such, and the affected parties can (in practice, most mods will just instantly mute you) have a chance to appeal. Here, your posting history is instantly wiped out with no chance of seeing the light of day, you're given a nebulous reason in the mod log, if any, and you have zero tools for correcting an erroneous action. You're just wiped out instantly with most of the people you've interacted with not even having knowledge that you're gone.

There's also an issue where removing a comment which is rightfully due for removal (for example: dogwhistled bigotry) also removes any comments below it explaining why the original comment is bad. This leads to a situation where mods are either forced to either keep up the hateful rhetoric alongside its callout, or remove the comment while also wiping out the educating material. This is an example where I feel redacting could be an acceptable option to keep the community safe while also allowing bigots to face the music for their shitty views.

The tools Lemmy provides to deal with evil on the platform are opaque and inadequate, and have high potential for being used in bad faith by bad actors seeking to destroy the platform itself, and have even caused friction among users in good faith in the past (as many warring instances, federating and defederating have shown) Ultimately a healthy federation comes from having moderation tools which protect the average person from being exposed to evil, while also giving a complete picture to those want to look into the why and how of a removal.

And for the love of god, if an instance bans you, please don't require you dig your own grave by having to block each and every community from that instance manually, one by one.

 
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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Google results showing funny disinformation around the existence of Marshmallow Farms

Here it is, in case you haven't seen it. Fun fact: That failed harvest of marshmallows resulted in a dip in the population of house hippos.

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