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Oh hell no. Gnome ain't getting anywhere near my laptops ever again. I almost threw the last one out a window in a fit of Gnome induced rage.

You were. But no longer. It is ruined.

Fats his fabulous raccoon's tail.

Sure, but what's described in the post is very much in line with very common descriptions of things autistic people struggle with - so much so that it's basically in the definition of the diagnose - and it's not something that is typically (or ever) being ascribed to ADHD.

Just because these spectrums are related and interwoven (together with other ones as well) in mysterious ways we don't yet understand, we don't need to treat them as one. Especially as laymen. They are separate diagnoses with different definitions. By, as laymen in a social forum where people often times go before even considering going to get evaluated, cross-ascribing symptoms between diagnoses we risk steering people in the wrong direction and they could potentially waste years thinking they have a diagnosis they don't have (according to our current health care systems).

It even says autistic in the post. This is not an ADHD thing, even though it's common to have both.

Yo that's the nickname I had for a stripper I dated once. Glitter everywhere.

It's such a pain in the ass. Back in the day, after years of not being able to get me to help with the cleaning, my mom finally gave up and said "if you would like to help me clean the apartment I'd really appreciate it...". Guess who started cleaning right away. Removing the demand made all the difference. Stupid brain.

Just ask them for a joint to go with the coffee.

Yesterday? Shit I have problems recalling specifics from a movie that I just finished watching five seconds ago.

I suspect this is a Futurama reference

Oh my, yes.

And by colleagues you don't mean the ones you had in 2002 but your current ones.

That turned out really well for them in the beginning of the war, when Putin was told that they'd win over Ukraine in like a week or so.