Pumafred9

Orodruin gives us a perfect glimpse at life in the Mordor empire. Everything was covered with dust.

C isn't really an option. Elrond and Isildur were never near Orodruin for him to cast it in as an option. Isildur claimed it after he cut it from Sauron's hand.

My answer would be D too.

Does it come with a sponge? Or is that an extra?

Slept in, set record, smoked, ignored messages and although I didn't eat a frozen pizza I did cook only chicken legs for dinner...

To be faaaaiiirrr.

Not stolen, the gems are just resting in the museums...

'Not to be associated with Kevin Federline'

I maybe partial to some Lord of the Rings.

“Randy, go eat a cheeseburger you basketball eating, walrus-ass mahfuckah!”

Ahh shame for Maidstone to not get one of the big boys.

The man has standards. Whether they are realistic though?

I reckon Elrond has quite a high standard of personal hygiene, especially if one was to lay with his daughter.