Sasuke

joined 4 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

spider solitaire first person rpg with klondike elements, customization cards, and a romance spider option

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

those NFT apes

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

paying for netflix isn't fine either

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

when i won my first game of spider solitaire on the windows xp and the fireworks started shooting

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I also know after 9/11 I wouldn’t have given a shit if we did genocide an entire group if they were responsible.

you have hitler living inside of you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

get in the bazinga rocket — we're solving climate change by fucking off to a planet we've never even set foot on!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

we could offer every new member a free pony and maybe a soft drink of their choice

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Getting mad you're allowed to go over 20mph?

sometimes, even on roads, you'll find these un-vehicled, squishy beings who are not protected by 4000 pounds of steel. and when these small beings are hit by a large motor vehicle, they can get very hurt. the faster the vehicle is going, the more hurt they get. speed = ouchie. when a car going 20mphs hits them, they can get hurt and scared, but usually, they'll be okay. but if the car is going very fast when it hits them, they can get a boo boo so bad that it can't be fixed even by a doctor :(

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (5 children)

"So what does it mean that a child doesn't get a hot meal in Austria? Do you know what the cheapest hot meal in Austria is? It's not healthy, but it's cheap: a hamburger at McDonald's — €1.40, if I buy fries with it, €3.50. Now someone is seriously claiming that we live in a country where parents can't afford this meal for their child," he said.

"If I have too little money, I go to work more," he added in the video, which was filmed during a wine-and-cheese event near Salzburg — with no burgers in sight — his conservative People's Party confirmed to Plus24.

i hope he chokes to death on a piece of rotten cheese in his wine cave

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

this sounds like the premise of a dystopian novel

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the one where robbie williams rips his skin off

edit: rock dj

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