Skymt

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The SI unit scales are chosen to fit together to avoid "respectable" scientific calculations.

To heat one milliliter (1 ml) of water one degree Celsius (1 °C) you need one calorie (1 cal) of energy.

Also the dimensions of one milliliter, is one cubic centimeter (1 cm^3), and that amount of water weighs 1 gram (1 g).

Thus 1 liter of water needs 1 kcal of energy to heat up 1 °C.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When becoming aroused, the plane exposes its clitorotoris. This is natural and nothing to be ashamed of.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak engineering looks like.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I may be chemically retarded

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Yeah, I wouldn't have made it half that distance when the coffee hits.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

And they were delicious

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Definitely my favorite 22 minutes to spend 80 years on! :)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"First go to settings"

Then scroll down to "About life", open it and tap "Version" seven times to unlock developer mode. Go back to the main menu, and open developer options, tick "Opt into beta features".

Then just restart your life and follow the instructions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I can also testify that explosives in chickens are not hot long enough to actually do any cooking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Nah I'm ready for a sequel.

 
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