Stardust

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

Dunno if you want a serious answer, but 'press start' titlescreens that start up an animation if you leave it unpressed too long are a throwback to when if a screen showed the same image for too long, it would fry the image on to the screen and leave a little ghost image, so screensavers were a screen saver. This allowed one to demo software and just leave it running without worrying about damaging the product hardware.
These days however it is totally unnecessary.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The thing about his movie is that he was like, almost okay. Iron Man I was about him learning that selling weapons = bad. He could have continued his moral development.
Instead, we got him fighting Captain America over a very stupid implementation of 'oversight' (coming from the guy who refuses to let gov. oversee his iron man development), being creepy to some random boy he just met (actually twice - first Peter and then some kid I don't remember; in a better set of movies I don't think Peter would be very thrilled to realize Iron Man was advocating for Peter to get outed in a national registry), and having a snit fit about how he doesn't want to help Unsnap people who died because he personally is OK with his future with his daughter who may or may not be a robot he built to mime having humanity.

What makes him really insufferable for me is his fans who think Captain America is EVIL for daring to snub poor Tony, and that Tony should go date Loki (no I'm not kidding; while I am happy with Loki being queer, I really can't see the Marvel Universe Tony being a good date for, well, anyone ever, nor Loki being a good date until he works out his genocidal tendency issues at which point he threatens to become alas a much less interesting character).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

@Helvedeshunden

Obvious answer: computers.

I wish we got a bidet but my family decided against it. x_x

 

No matter what, Gary couldn't sleep. This wasn't because it was far, far too bright outside, and baking hot under the glare of the desert sun. Oh no. It was because they had been invaded...
By children's television characters.
He peered out the window cautiously. The coast seemed clear. Maybe he could wiggle out and do a quick run to the gas station.
Just then, a thump from the front hall caught his attention. He moved to check the door, nervously clutching a baseball bat as he inched forward, but a jiggle of the knob confirmed it was still locked. Thank God.
"I LOVE YOU."
Gary whirled as something fuzzy and cute launched itself at its back and screamed as it hugged him.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!"
He managed to wrestle it off and throw it to the ground. A puppet. He hated puppets. Actually, Gary hated most things. His one joy in life was causing misery and pain to others. This invasion? Had ruined all of that.
"Die, damn you, die!" he howled as he whacked it with a bat, but it just squeaked and giggled.
Suddenly, nothing in the world would die any more. There was no, ahem, bedroom fun time results either. It was exactly as if some creator on high had decided to put on some PG filter setting, perhaps because the creator's grandma was visiting and didn't like gore. Or fun.
"Become one of us!" it squeaked.
"Yes, one of us!" Another skittled out from the darkness. "We're all friends here."
"one of us, one of us," chanted more and more fuzzballs and cartoons, emerging from the darkness to swarm the grumpy misanthrope and drag him kicking into the sunshine. They dunked him into a rainbow pool, and he weakly crawled out and vomited.
"How do you feel now?" They said. "Friends?"
"I feel... great! Friends!" His eyes dilated wide and he began to grow fuzz across his entire body.
"Yay! One of us, one of us! Friends foreeeever!" they all shouted.
Sleep? Gary no longer needed sleep. Gary only needed... friends!

Any similarity to real life is coincidence. If we are ever invaded by cartoon characters, please do not blame the author.