TaleOfSam

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

“Sesame Street in the 90’s told me racism was solved and I never actually asked anyone if their lives were better.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

👌 mwah perfect. This one gets me every time

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Is she, you know, a Celeste, SpR any %, PB 42:56 ?

(Don’t @ me I’ve never played a vibyo gam)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It's always been MSG! Adds a little extra to everything!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

As soon as they killed Apollo I never looked back. Bastards.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My-My neck is freakishly large-

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Alex Jones ate all my health upgrades and his neck grew three inches wider

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I also choose that guys rice cooker

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

What’s in your pants?

A net for lizards.